Weird times at Billy’s cafe this morning. I changed my daily order from a mocha to a soy cappucino: you’d have thought the world had come to an end. So many ‘Ormagawd’s. Then I notice a Swiss couple watching me eat my breakfast avocado. She leans over and says ‘Nice to see. Very nice to see.’ I hope she’s talking about the avocado and not my cleavage.